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Sienna Miller Doesn’t Have The Breasts or Body of a “Bond Girl”

April 12th 2007 00:31
Bad Body and Boobs?

By Hollie McKay

Despite scuttlebutts that Sienna Miller could be the next “Bond’ babe, the British actress insists she doesn’t have the breasts or body for the bewitching role.


"How can I be the next Bond girl? My cellulite wouldn't look very good in a bikini,” she scoffed to In Touch Weekly.

And when it comes to discussing secrets of her so-called ‘fabulous’ figure, Sienna says the trick is all in technology.

'Let's face it, my so-called fabulous shape is the result of very clever airbrushing,” Miller confessed to the mag. “I have small breasts and cellulite. I don't really exercise and I eat all the burgers I want. I do feel my metabolism slowing down but I'm lucky because I'm young. But I'd rather by lumpy and heavy than skinny and miserable.”

And while Miss Miller may not be getting out golden guns anytime soon, the “Factory Girl” wants to spring onto the stage.

E Canada Now reports that the screen siren is desperate to star in a musical, and will even bin the booze and cigs to get in shape for the stringent stint.
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Comment by David

April 12th 2007 00:59
Holly Would? ...

This woman is so not in touch with herself ...

To say (if she did say it, that is):

I eat all the burgers I want

Bullshit! ... (Unless of course the only burgers she wants is one about every two weeks that is ...

She's scrub up all right on screen ... (the old ... it puts a few kilos on everyone, would ensure that ... ) ... but seriously? ... If she hasn't already got an eating disorder? She's on the verge of one ... (I'd bank on the former though ...

She's about as appealing to me as ET ... A giant head with no body ... and alien to boot ...

Normally? I'll see a pic of a half-naked female celeb and go ... Alright! It's time to go to the bathroom! (AGAIN!)

But she does absolutely nothing for me ...

I find her quite repulsive ...

You'd make a good Bond Girl though ... * (You've got wild hair ... [not sure how to describe your eyes ... they're clear and strong ... but not quite 'come to bed' eyes ... still ... that might have been a deliberate choice with photo selection ... I'm sure they could be ... * And your cheeks, and facial skin ... smooth as ...

Okay, that's my compliments to females out of the way for another month ... time to go and slag a few of them for having no personality ... *

David ...

Comment by Anonymous

April 12th 2007 01:52
David u have gotta understand no matter how many times u post a comment on this blog in hope of a reply hollie just doesnt give a crap and will not reply.


Comment by David

April 12th 2007 02:06
Anon

u gotta undastand i diss tha gutless Bro Sis ...

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