Tina MusialKate Moss Struggles to Strut With a Bursting Bladder
March 25th 2007 23:30
Mother Nature Motions Moss...
By Hollie McKay
Swimsuit supermodel Kate Moss has taken the strutting of a wetsuit to a wee higher level.
The British babe struck a “peeved” pose on the beach at St. Barts last week, looking like she was cavorting to control the calls of Mother Nature.
Perhaps Model Moss was in such a mad mood from having to earbash her Babyshambles boyfriend that she had no time to toilet. What on earth was Kate thinking when she left Pete Doherty to housesit her luxury London residence?
According to U.K’s Daily Star, Moss made a Caribbean callout to the rowdy rocker and told him to “f**king calm down” after she received a chorus of noise complaints from her neighbors.
“He’s caused a few upsets because he keeps playing his music so loud and keeping everyone awake,” a neighbor revealed to the paper. “He obviously needs Kate around to keep him in check.”
Maybe volume isn’t the only thing Miss Moss needs to be around to control. If she wants to keep her designer dresses and Jimmy Choos in crisp condition, she should get home fast.
After all, Pete does love dolling up in Kate’s girlie garments.
“I just don’t get all the fuss when people see fellas wearing women’s clothes,” he confessed to the Daily Star. “I mean, I love Kate’s stuff and have tried some bits on. What’s wrong with that? Footwear is the key and it makes you feel good…very good, if you get my drift.”
Well, one drift we do get is Kate and Pete drifting, or more like being booted, from the NME Awards held earlier this month.
Kate was set to present an award to British band Primal Scream, but she was spotlighted for all the wrong reasons, and making it to the stage wasn’t one of them.
Doherty was reportedly seen slipping a spoon up his sleeve, and security suspected the drug junkie was planning a hit of heroin.
"Pete picked up a spoon off the table and went towards the toilets,” a security guard told UK’s Life Style Extra. “We stopped him and showed him out."
“Model” Moss was also found apparently looking worse for wear in the ladies, so the pair was pushed from the premises at around 8.30pm.
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Comment by David
I've seen women do that before and it wasn't because they were bursting to go to the toilet ...
It appears everyone has misinterpreted it ...
David ...
Comment by scatman