Jessica Simpson Suffers Stinky Toilet Troubles
May 9th 2007 11:25
By Hollie McKay
From pop tart to pop fart, it seems Jessica Simpson is happy to admit to a few digestive disasters.
The busty brunette told Extra TV that she’s shaping up for a new film role as a marine, and has had to make a few dietary developments that don’t involve tuna or chicken.
“I’m not good on sugar,” the starlet said. And when it comes to milk products, well- “You’ll hear it come out at all ends!”
But when asked by Extra about adding a home line to her already popular lines of clothing, shoes and fragrances, it seems the Simpson sister is determined to go from digestion drama to designer dressage,
“I aspire to be a brand like Ralph Lauren,” she declared.
While the self-starting Southern star may have fallen for high-fashion, she is pleased to go back to her raven roots- literally.
“I am a natural brunette, people don’t know that about me,” Jess confessed. “I was really blond as a kid, but then I just started getting darker and darker.”
But don’t be fooled by a sable Simpson on the outside, because her life is looking light and lively on the inside.
“I’ve got to get my life together and become the woman that I’ve always wanted to be and just love life and love who I am,” she told the show.
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