Betting on Britney Spears To Become Future Queen of England
April 17th 2007 23:02
By Hollie McKay
Now that Prince William is back in the single business, British bookies are betting Britney Spears as his next popular princess.
Odds of 20-1 are being placed on the reformed rehabber rolling into a relationship with Will following their email affair in 2002. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton and Kylie Minogue are also speculated to stand a chance with the future King.
After all, the Royals would surely be won over by Spears’s savvy swearing skills. After dropping into Shu Sushi on the weekend, the oh-so-sublime singer pushed through the paps with a profusion of f-words falling from her tongue.
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And just when we thought Spears had overcome her “Toxic” taste in clothes, the single mom stepped out in a not-so-flattering fur coat with fishnets on Sunday.
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But to top off a bizarre Britney weekend, the “Crazy” performer had a somewhat sarcastic statement to share with the world in a recorded message:
“Right. Um, no like, I just really like wanna talk and just say like how nice our world is. Like it is so nice, like I’m gonna cry right now. Cuz like our world is so nice. No it really is because like oh my god, like the other day like I saw like this magazine… And I looked at it and it said like I was pregnant. And like I went up to Mom and I was like “oh my god” like, my mom knew. Like she was right. Like always believe everything you read everybody. Like because I am. I really am pregnant.
And then like I went to um like um this person and they saw like on the USA Today like that you know like I was drinking a lot. And it was SO TRUE! IT WAS SO TRUE! And then like it was just so weird because then like then after that, like everybody…. like you know, just always believe what you read. Because like and all my management they totally knew what they were doing when they sent me to rehab. Like totally, like they totally knew what they were doing. Like it’s just so weird how great and nice our world is. And like after this nobody’s going to talk about this. Because our world, is so nice. So that’s all wanted to say. So, ok bye.”
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However, it is pleasing to know that Brit has enlightened the world with some more croutch shots of her getting out of a car on the way in to Hollywood hotspot Parc. But this time, she’s learnt her lesson and has donned the panties. We’re proud of you Britney.
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