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Glitterati Gossip - May 2007

Sin City...

By Hollie McKay

She may be bronzed and beautiful, but Jessica Alba doesn’t have a heart of “Honey” to give everyone in Hollywood – especially not the paparazzi.


““I could give two sh*ts about them,” the actress told Parade Magazine. “They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes. I never want to be in the papers except when I’m promoting a movie, but if they have to, they’ll make up lies about me just to have something newsworthy to say. The more controversial the story is, the more buzz it can get, and the more it’ll sell.”

But that’s not the only thing that the “Fantastic Four” femme fatale is fired up about.

“I’m in a business that’s completely driven by white males. The majority of the writers and directors are men,” scoffed the sexy starlet. “And even though I’m not, like, such a huge feminist, I do want to produce movies on my own that are female-driven and empowering to women. The woman’s voice really isn’t present in Hollywood.”

And perhaps it would be wise for someone to buy Miss Alba some clearer mirrors, as the glamour girl seems to be slightly disillusioned when it comes to her lush looks.

“Most days, I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh,’” she added. “I don’t really think I look all that great.”
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Bad Brit!!

By Hollie McKay
While a lot of people have been curious too see pics of Britney Spears partying panty-free, it seems New Zealanders were put-off by her enlarged private parts.


A giant billboard advertising the Sky Channel featured a photo taken late last year of the pop princess getting out of a car while parading her personals. Her genitals were concealed by blue panties and the headline “Something Everybody Wants Too See”.

However the country’s advertising standards agency ordered the poster to come down, claiming that it was in “Toxic” taste and degrading to women.

But flashing female flesh might not be so bad compared to the possibility that Spears may have lost a little bladder control in public.

The ‘reformed’ rehabber was spotted in Bel Air over the weekend sporting a giant wet-patch over the back of her skirt,

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Let’s just hope that she slipped on a wet floor or likes wearing soggy swimmers…
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Big Bod?

By Hollie McKay

It seems pop princess Jessica Simpson’s sex appeal might have become a little too “full” for John Mayer’s liking.

“She got some curves and it just kept going from there,” an insider told Australia’s Famous Magazine. “He (John) is controlling and she got lazy, so they clashed a lot.”

Another of Jess’s galpals added that the rocker no longer considers Miss Simpson’s “Body A Wonderland”, and “ended things because of her size”.

But has Jess’s boosted bust actually hampered her saucy status?

“The blonde sex siren was her trademark look, and probably what John fell for,” an industry insider also told the mag.

And while the cadenced couple have ruptured and reunited several times over the past year, friends believe this time the love has been lost for good.

“It started slowly and that’s how he is hoping to end it,” the source splurged.

However, the “Dukes of Hazard” hottie refuses to be dubbed as Jess the Mess by Mayer.
“Jessica loves the way she looks,” said the Famous friend. “She’s not mourning John for a second. It’s his loss.”
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MILF?

By Hollie McKay
“Bobby” beauty Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina are known for their close connection, but it seems that the Melrose mom might be getting a little too chummy with Li-Lo’s new beau Callum Best.
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What a Fatty! Woah!

By Hollie McKay
It seems hard to believe, but “Bend it Like Beckman” beauty Keira Knightley insists she is one of the biggest babes in the Boulevard.
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Mad Manson

By Hollie McKay
Mad man Marilyn Manson and his 19-year-old lover Evan Rachel Wood reportedly refused to ‘act’ out the steamy sex scenes in the rocker’s new clip “Heart-Shaped Glasses”.
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Angel & Angel?

By Hollie McKay
She may be an on-screen “Angel”, but Cameron Diaz is reportedly the “other woman” in the bust between “Beautiful” babe Minnie Driver and former fiancé, TV magician Criss Angel.
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Overprotected to Overexposed...

By Hollie McKay

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It's hard being hot in Hollywood...

By Hollie McKay

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Li-Lo does lots of lines...

By Hollie McKay

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